Tourist Spot Lover Gifts

'Don't try, luv, you'll never get the last word in here!'

Model village

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

Easter Island Rock Climber

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

Portalouvre

'and to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see the London Eye'

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'I can see a big camera, but no gun: Let's go!'

'Charlie makes a game of everything.'

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

For services to Tourism. . .

'THIRTY BILLION? It only cost us three hundred to get away out here!'

"He didn't do squat for cats."

'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'

Historic and Modern Bath

Ah-Choo!

'I hope we don't start getting competition from redundant bankers homes.'

"You gotta love this city, right?"

'Life size enlargements done here.' - 'Do my pictures of the pyramids please.'

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

Soldier With Mouse Ears.

'This horchata de chufas, it's very moreish you know.'

'Man eater?! No way, it was just a nibble!'

"Forty years in this business and you suddenly decide you don't like gimmicky?"

'If God had meant us to fly, he would have made airline seats big enough to sit in.'