Tourist Spot Explorers Gifts

Monster Buskers

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Frog in the puddles.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

I love Museum Shops

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

So You've Cloned Yourself

The Desert Island Package

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

The leaning tower of Pizza.

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

Fishing is fine but it's not what you'd call a spectator sport.

"In 200 cubits, right-turn, then stay on the current road..."

I know the guide book said the site was a bit remote....

'The difference between this place and yoghurt is... Yoghurt has real culture!'

Nights in Bath

"Waste of money, I've been here 200 years and never yet seen a monster."

Mountain Escalator

'It's too nice to be inside watching cable! Now, go outside and play on some.'

"Someday, Son, all this snow will melt away and, oh, what miraculous relics your nose will discover."

"Yes, it's that way."

'Natural bridge'

Walking in a winter wonderland

Warm Hearts Adoption Agency: Humans and Highways.

'Let's go Ben, there's two feet of good tracking snow out there. Ben...Ben...?'