Tourist Attraction Adventurer Gifts

The crowd turned ugly

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

Snooker Golf.

"Didn't you just say that?"

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

Last Chance For Reality

The leaning tower of Pizza.

'I think we have some stowaways.'

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

Lizard Amusement Park

Down on Bourbon Street...

"Take us to Disneyworld then, if there's time, to your leader."

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The Big Game Park

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

"Hang on. . . That's Everest over there!!"