Tourist Attraction Adventurer Mugs

The crowd turned ugly

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Snooker Golf.

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"Didn't you just say that?"

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Test your patience, back in one hour.

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

Last Chance For Reality

The leaning tower of Pizza.

'I think we have some stowaways.'

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

Lizard Amusement Park

Down on Bourbon Street...

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The Big Game Park

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

"You look like the kind of folks who laugh at adversity."

Four Horsemen.