Theme Park Adventurer Mugs

"I can't answer that because of attorney-client fun day."

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

Last Chance For Reality

"I told you we weren't going to the vet!"

Tunnel of Long Term Resentment

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

"So... how was Disneyland?"

Wind Tunnel of Love.

To promote understanding of the infinitely complex, fragile web of life on our planet, Earth-Friendly Developers, Inc. proudly announces the planned construction of a 5,000 acre Ecology Theme Park on this site...

Tunnel of Like.

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

I think I just oiled myself...

'This is the worst customer service at a theme park I've ever had.'

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

Orange House of Horrors

"Take us to Disneyworld then, if there's time, to your leader."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Hi-yah!"

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Swinging

Fist Bumper Cars

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"First snowman?"

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Imagination

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"