Fun Park Adventurer Mugs

"Come in No. 3, your time's up!"

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Hi-yah!"

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

Fist Bumper Cars

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

Swinging

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"First snowman?"

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

Imagination

Test your patience, back in one hour.

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

Tunnel of Whale Guts

Last Chance For Reality

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

The Charge of the Kids

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'I think we have some stowaways.'

I miss recess!

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

25¢ Ride the Pony

Little boys

"Take us to Disneyworld then, if there's time, to your leader."