Theme Park Explorer Mugs

"You must be at least this thick to go on this ride."

'You idiot, I said 'ark', not 'park'.'

"Hi, it's me. We just landed."

"Relax. You're the one who wanted to stay at a theme resort"

'...Please stop the...'

Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but caught the theme park ride.

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Marshmallows

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

"A little help, please."

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

Fist Bumper Cars

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Sunbathing in the park

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Children playing games

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

Last Chance For Reality

"I meant the dog!"

'Mother?'

'I told you not to bark at geese!'

Tunnel of Whale Guts

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

The leaning tower of Pizza.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.