Theme Park Explorer Mugs

"You must be at least this thick to go on this ride."

'You idiot, I said 'ark', not 'park'.'

The World's a Maze

"Hi, it's me. We just landed."

"Relax. You're the one who wanted to stay at a theme resort"

'...Please stop the...'

Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but caught the theme park ride.

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Marshmallows

"A little help, please."

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

Fist Bumper Cars

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Sunbathing in the park

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

Children playing games

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

Last Chance For Reality

'I told you not to bark at geese!'

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"I meant the dog!"

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

'Mother?'

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'