Corporate Theme Park Adventurer Mugs

"It's more relevant than some of the other theme parks we've been to."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

You are here.

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

Free Range Employees.

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

Responsibility and duties

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

The Corporate Rat.

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Office Park

Whack, Out of Whack.

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

Last Chance For Reality

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."