Corporate Theme Park Adventurer Gifts

"It's more relevant than some of the other theme parks we've been to."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

You are here.

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

Free Range Employees.

Responsibility and duties

Test your patience, back in one hour.

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

The Corporate Rat.

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

Whack, Out of Whack.

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Last Chance For Reality

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

Office Park

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."