Tourist Explorer Gifts

"I think your Arabic is coming along fine for your trip to Casablanca, with or without the Humphrey Bogart impression."

Maps To The Homes of Tiger Woods Girlfriends.

Professional Grade Cargo Shorts

Nights in Bath

The Vineyard

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"Didn't you just say that?"

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

I love Museum Shops

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

The leaning tower of Pizza.

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

Down on Bourbon Street...

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

Portalouvre

Easter Island Rock Climber

"It's marzipan pigs."

'What a bargain!'

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

'and to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see the London Eye'

'THIRTY BILLION? It only cost us three hundred to get away out here!'

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

'I can see a big camera, but no gun: Let's go!'