Tourist Explorer Gifts

"I think your Arabic is coming along fine for your trip to Casablanca, with or without the Humphrey Bogart impression."

Maps To The Homes of Tiger Woods Girlfriends.

Professional Grade Cargo Shorts

Nights in Bath

The Vineyard

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"Didn't you just say that?"

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

I love Museum Shops

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

The leaning tower of Pizza.

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

Down on Bourbon Street...

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"It's marzipan pigs."

Portalouvre

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

Easter Island Rock Climber

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

'What a bargain!'

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

'THIRTY BILLION? It only cost us three hundred to get away out here!'

'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'

'I can see a big camera, but no gun: Let's go!'

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."