Tourism Explorer Gifts

Cerne Abbas

"They looked different in the history books."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

"We should get out to the country more often."

'...Please stop the...'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

The leaning tower of Pizza.

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

Easter Island Rock Climber

Portalouvre

'What a bargain!'

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

'and to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see the London Eye'

Hiker's right of way.

'Charlie makes a game of everything.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

'I can see a big camera, but no gun: Let's go!'