Tourism Explorer Gifts

Cerne Abbas

"They looked different in the history books."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"We should get out to the country more often."

'...Please stop the...'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

The leaning tower of Pizza.

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

Portalouvre

Easter Island Rock Climber

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

'What a bargain!'

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

"My husband's a lawyer. He's always losing cases."

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

'THIRTY BILLION? It only cost us three hundred to get away out here!'

'and to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see the London Eye'

'Charlie makes a game of everything.'

'I can see a big camera, but no gun: Let's go!'

Hiker's right of way.

'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'