Tourist Town Explorer Gifts

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

I love Museum Shops

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

The leaning tower of Pizza.

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

'...Do not feed the bears'

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

Easter Island Rock Climber

Manhattan Woods

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

Portalouvre

'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Deadwood 25 miles

'I can see a big camera, but no gun: Let's go!'

'Charlie makes a game of everything.'

You are not here.

'THIRTY BILLION? It only cost us three hundred to get away out here!'

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

'and to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see the London Eye'

"You gotta love this city, right?"

Early Micronesian Casino

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

Monster Buskers

'If God had meant us to fly, he would have made airline seats big enough to sit in.'