Historic Town Explorer Gifts

Deadwood 25 miles

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

Gone Fishing

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

Pompeii restoration project.

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

Peace in shackles.

Robot Attack in Bath

Manhattan Woods

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

"Have you noticed how climate change looks and feels the same as colonialism?"

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

1880 Presidential Election - Columbia Consoles General Hancock after Election Defeat

You are not here.

'All this 'history' stuff you teach about - is it based on actual events?'

'Here, you have it. I don't think I'll be using it again.'

Ferdinand von Zeppelin

Bath Bonfire

'Apparently he discovered accountancy.'

"Mr. Crusoe, you have some heft overdue fines."

Nights in Bath

How quaint. Look, Tanya, a newspaper!

'Don't you have any maps of undiscovered secrets of ancient temples?'

"You must stop digging up the past."

Cycles of evolution and destruction

North Korea tests a hydrogen bomb.

'The difference between this place and yoghurt is... Yoghurt has real culture!'

"Occupiers have often forced people who are polar opposites to live in one artificial 'country'."

"The country might not suit a city boy like you. We've got coyotes instead of doormen and feelings have no meaning here."

Highland cow and Scottish bull fighter.

Pagoda