Ghost Town Explorer Gifts

Manhattan Woods

"Old abandoned bar"

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Out To Lurch

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

A sure sign of rain

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'I think you'll get a kick out of our 'haunted' MRI, Mrs. Hanratty.'

Ventriloquist Grave

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

Pranking Zombies

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

'I'm bored with the Sisyphus channel. Switch to the Tantalus channel.'

1880 Presidential Election - Columbia Consoles General Hancock after Election Defeat

'Repossessed? No, I said it was possessed.'

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

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"This guilt complex is killing me!"

Deadwood 25 miles

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

If you play this record backwards you can hear xmas carols and heavenly choirs...

Wine...Spirits...

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

Owner tells dog to put back all the bones he's dug up

Michael Hall 1930-2002: wonderful father, devoted husband, benevolent employer, generous citizen, BUT...

"The country might not suit a city boy like you. We've got coyotes instead of doormen and feelings have no meaning here."

A Heated Argument

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

"You're a lying, cheating, son-of-a-bitch. You'll do well down here."

'They come down here to smoke.'

"Back in 15 min."