Ghost Tale Explorer Gifts

'I think you'll get a kick out of our 'haunted' MRI, Mrs. Hanratty.'

"Home depot."

Warrior Woman

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

Christopher Isherwood

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

Freia and her golden apples

Manhattan Woods

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

"The stranger came bearing gifts of graham crackers and chocolate. No one suspected the murder weapon he hid behind his back until..."

How the Old Testament Got Its Name.

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

"He's not afraid because he thinks we're clouds where data is stored."

Mermaids

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Peter

Sir Rupert Murgatroyd

Klytaemnestra

"Oh, man! Please be a trick or treater ... "

"Honey, I already have the chills! Where did you find such a great rental?" "On Scare B&B."

"And no matter how many times they got it redelivered they were never home to receive the package."

'...and so, after rehab, Snow White married the prince, and lived one day at a time ever after.'

"Sorry, but you can't be friends with a page! Pages become squires, then knights: our mortal enemies!"

"So, tell me all about some tourists who were here last year. . ."

'Luckily, we're leaving carbon footprints, so we'll always be able to find our way back home.'

Aeneas

The little prince is an alien

"Old abandoned bar"

Girl with book.

"Sure, you can talk the talk, but can you swim the swim?"

Brunhilda

"I wish! Yes, my eggs are "golden", but only as in "golden colour"..."

"In my defense, you DID ask to look like James Dean."

You Are Here: river, woods, grandmother's house.