Ghost Tale Explorer Mugs

"Home depot."

Warrior Woman

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

Freia and her golden apples

Manhattan Woods

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

How the Old Testament Got Its Name.

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

"He's not afraid because he thinks we're clouds where data is stored."

Peter

Mermaids

"Honey, I already have the chills! Where did you find such a great rental?" "On Scare B&B."

Sir Rupert Murgatroyd

Klytaemnestra

"Oh, man! Please be a trick or treater ... "

"And no matter how many times they got it redelivered they were never home to receive the package."

"Old abandoned bar"

The little prince is an alien

"Sorry, but you can't be friends with a page! Pages become squires, then knights: our mortal enemies!"

'Luckily, we're leaving carbon footprints, so we'll always be able to find our way back home.'

'...and so, after rehab, Snow White married the prince, and lived one day at a time ever after.'

Aeneas

Brunhilda

Girl with book.

"Sure, you can talk the talk, but can you swim the swim?"

"So, tell me all about some tourists who were here last year. . ."

"I wish! Yes, my eggs are "golden", but only as in "golden colour"..."

You Are Here: river, woods, grandmother's house.

'Could you please read me a story without a bear or a wolf in it?'