Storytale Explorer Mugs

Tortoise and the hare stand at a starting line; the hare is looking at the tortoise's shell which is covered in endorsement stickers like a race car.

Characters jumping out of a book.

Warrior Woman

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Getting the bus back into town from the Bologna Children's Book Fair...

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

Freia and her golden apples

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

How the Old Testament Got Its Name.

Business witch

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

Mermaids

Peter

'He's giving us a final request? Ask for a glass of Beaujolais Nouveau - that'll give us till November.'

Mr. Baptist is supposed to have seen something

Heavenly Ships

The author will be signing books for fifteen minutes.

'Yeah, I tried 'Open Sesame' ... then I just went at it with a backhoe.'

Alice in Wonderland - Trying to Behead the Cheshire Cat.

Doctor telling pirate he has termites in his wooden leg.

'Help! I'm held prisoner at the lost Atlantis! Derek Dinsdale'

The Ekert Saga: 'Excuse me, Sir...I've been doing some research on the anti-Ekert, and we need to be very careful once we find him...if they make physical contact, the universe would implode.'

Sea Angel

Klytaemnestra

'TV on the blink?'

'I can't put my finger on it but George has been different every since came back from safari.'

Cat books