Storytale Explorer Pillows

Tortoise and the hare stand at a starting line; the hare is looking at the tortoise's shell which is covered in endorsement stickers like a race car.

Characters jumping out of a book.

Warrior Woman

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

Christopher Isherwood

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'I think you'll get a kick out of our 'haunted' MRI, Mrs. Hanratty.'

It's a picture book. The words aren't called "subtitles."

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

Getting the bus back into town from the Bologna Children's Book Fair...

Freia and her golden apples

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

Business witch

How the Old Testament Got Its Name.

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

The author will be signing books for fifteen minutes.

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

Heavenly Ships

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Mermaids

'He's giving us a final request? Ask for a glass of Beaujolais Nouveau - that'll give us till November.'

Peter

Mr. Baptist is supposed to have seen something

'Yeah, I tried 'Open Sesame' ... then I just went at it with a backhoe.'

Alice in Wonderland - Trying to Behead the Cheshire Cat.

Klytaemnestra

The Ekert Saga: 'Excuse me, Sir...I've been doing some research on the anti-Ekert, and we need to be very careful once we find him...if they make physical contact, the universe would implode.'

'Help! I'm held prisoner at the lost Atlantis! Derek Dinsdale'

Doctor telling pirate he has termites in his wooden leg.

Sea Angel

'TV on the blink?'

'I can't put my finger on it but George has been different every since came back from safari.'

Cat books