Fairy Tale Explorer Gifts

You Are Here: river, woods, grandmother's house.

'Luckily, we're leaving carbon footprints, so we'll always be able to find our way back home.'

'Could you please read me a story without a bear or a wolf in it?'

"I wish! Yes, my eggs are "golden", but only as in "golden colour"..."

Mermaids

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"Look! No hands!"

Here be dragons.

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

"Walt Disney on ice."

Warrior Woman

The star hunters

Neptune

"Scuba cow"

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

Alice in Wonderland - six impossible things before breakfast

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Dreams I have had...

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

Man dreaming of TV weather girl having clothes blown off.

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 25

7 More Dwarfs

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

'I think you'll get a kick out of our 'haunted' MRI, Mrs. Hanratty.'

'I'm sorry. I have to cite you because the frog you kissed and turned into a prince was an endangered species.'

"Lady... I gotta work order to fix a leaky roof."

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'