Fantasy Folklore Explorer Gifts

Neptune

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"Look! No hands!"

Here be dragons.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

The star hunters

Time Machine Collision

"Walt Disney on ice."

"Hugh fans!"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"Scuba cow"

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

"It's probably just seasonal."

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

Alice in Wonderland - six impossible things before breakfast

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

Playground Pipe Dreams

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Dreams I have had...

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Man dreaming of TV weather girl having clothes blown off.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 25

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.