Folklore Explorer Gifts

Pirates playing pegsie.

Arabian Nights.

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

A vampire in a canoe.

Warrior Woman

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

A sure sign of rain

Neptune

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"Which one is yours?"

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

Robin Hoods' Band. Member Auditions Today. Happy, Sleepy, Grumpy, Sneezy and Dopey are all fine qualities. But I'm leaning more towards "Merry".

Mephistopheles

A were-cow.

Folk o' the Wee

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

William Tell Overture

Hansel meets his biological mother.

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

Loch Ness Monster

Leeches, lucky charms, rat catching. The secretary of health is in.