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Manhattan Woods

"Old abandoned bar"

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Out To Lurch

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

A sure sign of rain

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Ventriloquist Grave

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

Pranking Zombies

'I'm bored with the Sisyphus channel. Switch to the Tantalus channel.'

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

1880 Presidential Election - Columbia Consoles General Hancock after Election Defeat

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

'Repossessed? No, I said it was possessed.'

Deadwood 25 miles

If you play this record backwards you can hear xmas carols and heavenly choirs...

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

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"This guilt complex is killing me!"

Wine...Spirits...

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

A Heated Argument

A boast of ghosts

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

"The country might not suit a city boy like you. We've got coyotes instead of doormen and feelings have no meaning here."

Owner tells dog to put back all the bones he's dug up

Michael Hall 1930-2002: wonderful father, devoted husband, benevolent employer, generous citizen, BUT...

"Back in 15 min."

'They come down here to smoke.'

'The difference between this place and yoghurt is... Yoghurt has real culture!'