Sightseeing Explorer Gifts

Man stands at 'Conclusion Leap'.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Tourists

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Easter Island legs

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Fly Football

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

Transylvanian backpackers.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

World Tour.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"Look, a bug!"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

'Are we there yet?'

Tourists and their Pets.

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

Koala

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."