Sightseeing Gifts

Cornwall

Road sign reads; 'Welcome to First Impression. Lasting Impression Next 3 Exits.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Opportunities arising from Global warming

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

The Vineyardia

"And coming up on the right is another area ruined by the likes of you."

"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."

'Don't the Italians believe in remodeling, Dad?'

Sightseeing in the car

'Are you ready to experience what no man has ever achieved before?'

'Somehow it's not the same as when we were here on our honeymoon.'

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

"It looked a lot bigger in the brochure"

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

London summer.

A gawp of tourists

'Where's the Eiffel Tower?'

'We want to see all the sights before climate change makes southern Europe uninhabitable.'

On this site in the spring of 1832 not a damn thing happened.

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

Carl's Glass- Bottom Bus Tours

'Damned tourists.'

"I'm afraid this must all seem terribly insignificant next to me."

Gecko Point.

'they must have the same plumber we do.'

"We just got back from Alaska, where we saw the cutest little glaciers."

'Ok - Who's farted?'

"Nice tower. Shame about the scaffolding."

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'Oh, yes! I can see it.'

Tourists and their Pets.

Riders on lower level of double decker bus are annoyed by sounds of tourists on top level.

Strolling through Paris for the first time, Judie and Gary discovered, much to their great delight, that they remembered more high-school French than they thought.

'My travel app has some amazing photos...'