Urban Sightseeing Gifts

"It's the tomb of the unknown Sculptor."

"Welcome to the future"

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Easter Island legs

Tourists

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

'What zip code are we in now?'

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Transylvanian backpackers.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

World Tour.

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Tourists and their Pets.

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"Draw your own path."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'It must be the dead sea.'

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Hugh fans!"