Urban Sightseeing Gifts

"It's the tomb of the unknown Sculptor."

"Welcome to the future"

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Tourists

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Easter Island legs

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

Transylvanian backpackers.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

World Tour.

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Tourists and their Pets.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Hugh fans!"

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'