Exploring Cities Gifts

The Crash-test Dummy Family on Holidays

Now entering new york city... move it, jerk!

'How very Putney!'

Welcome to Newark- 'Little apple with a big heart.'

'I'm looking for a toothpaste that combats Tokyo, Kansas city and Suburban Portland along the gum line.'

Brixton Twinned.

City Hammock

"I had second thoughts."

Pizza City Hall

Sign reading 'If you see something spontaneous - make the most of it...'.

Central London

I love the Shard

'Don't worry mother, he'll be alright in London with that introduction letter to a traffic warden.'

'Go three blocks straight ahead to Mugger's Lane, then past an open-air drug market....'

PROPOSED NEW SHOPPING CENTRE: 'It's the most realistic artist's impression I've ever seen - look at the detail on that dog poo.'

"He loved New York."

Cafe Le Gutter.

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

Station sign: 'You actually live here?'

East End Ginger Beer Vendor

Lemonade Vendor on London Street

Descriptive Shop Signs Warn Of Deadly Alleyway

B.Q.E. farmers' market

"Welcome to the future"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Wildlife

Easter Island legs

Tourists

'What zip code are we in now?'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."