Sightseeing Pillows

Cornwall

Road sign reads; 'Welcome to First Impression. Lasting Impression Next 3 Exits.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Opportunities arising from Global warming

The Vineyardia

"And coming up on the right is another area ruined by the likes of you."

"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."

'Don't the Italians believe in remodeling, Dad?'

Sightseeing in the car

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

'Somehow it's not the same as when we were here on our honeymoon.'

'Are you ready to experience what no man has ever achieved before?'

London summer.

"It looked a lot bigger in the brochure"

Carl's Glass- Bottom Bus Tours

'Where's the Eiffel Tower?'

On this site in the spring of 1832 not a damn thing happened.

A gawp of tourists

'We want to see all the sights before climate change makes southern Europe uninhabitable.'

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

'Damned tourists.'

Fun on the pyramids

Gecko Point.

'Ok - Who's farted?'

"Nice tower. Shame about the scaffolding."

"We just got back from Alaska, where we saw the cutest little glaciers."

Tourists and their Pets.

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

Strolling through Paris for the first time, Judie and Gary discovered, much to their great delight, that they remembered more high-school French than they thought.

'they must have the same plumber we do.'

'Oh, yes! I can see it.'

Sleeping Bunny

"Don't blame me, the tourist brochure says it's one of the World's great spectacles."

'My travel app has some amazing photos...'

"So did you folks have a nice vacation?"