Sightseeing Adventurer Gifts

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

The Big Game Park

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Glastonbury. After.

A Good Batch.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Wildlife

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

Easter Island legs

Tourists

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

You Are Here

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"Portrait of a Lady"

'What zip code are we in now?'

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Gardener attacked by plants.

Transylvanian backpackers.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

World Tour.

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"