Sightseeing Aficionado Gifts

'Ok - Who's farted?'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

"Well, now we've seen it."

The Vineyard

An Unexpected Guest.

Duck Hunt

"Tallyho!"

Taking it easy

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

'Now here's a place I like!'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Why Cows Leave Home

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

Shellfie

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

'So don't keep forgetting the net!'

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Leaning Tower of Pisa

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

Kangeroo and joey

The Airport.

Gates A-B Taking Care of Business, C-D Funny Business, E-F Do Your Business.

The garden lady.

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

"How come I always get the crying baby right behind me?"

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'