Sightseeing Aficionado Pillows

'Ok - Who's farted?'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

"Well, now we've seen it."

Greece

The Vineyard

An Unexpected Guest.

Duck Hunt

"Tallyho!"

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Taking it easy

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Now here's a place I like!'

Why Cows Leave Home

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Shellfie

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

'So don't keep forgetting the net!'

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

Leaning Tower of Pisa

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"I have such strong feelers for you."

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

The Airport.

Kangeroo and joey

Gates A-B Taking Care of Business, C-D Funny Business, E-F Do Your Business.

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

The garden lady.

"How come I always get the crying baby right behind me?"

'Business or pleasure?'