Scenic Adventurer Gifts

'Scenic route?'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Face painting by numbers.

Sunbathing in Autumn

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

'I could do that.'

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Creative Baby.

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"Do you have an appointment?"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Man Lifting Heavy Block

"Show off."

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'