Scenic Adventurer Gifts

'Scenic route?'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Face painting by numbers.

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Sunbathing in Autumn

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'I could do that.'

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Creative Baby.

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

"Do you have an appointment?"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Man Lifting Heavy Block

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"Show off."

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

Odd Mortarboards.