Scenic Escapist Gifts

Ramblers Association

"Ahhh... close enough."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Ice fisher.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Crowded Ice Fishing

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'See you in two weeks!'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

Desert Mirage

"But honey, I've spent my last 30 years pretending to look busy. I can't quit overnight."

"How to deal with weeds."

'Come back and get me about noon.'

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

'Ready or Not here I come.'

City Dog - 'Big trouble - haven't seen a fire hydrant in hours!'

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

'Scenic route?'

Sleeping Tiger

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

'I loved the great outdoors too, however in 2006, I got hooked on tranquilizer darts and here I am!'