Outdoor Escapist Gifts

'He's never been much of a homebody.'

Ice fisher.

Man skis through Tree.

"Oh, no! I can still see the Jensons."

"I hate crowded parks!"

'Hey...you know that stuff you put out in the garden?...'

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

"I guess I forgot to disable cookies before we started hiking."

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

Blowing up the camping mattress.

Back to nature.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Wow, for a mountain stream this sure has a lot of toads in it!'

Guilty Northern Pleasures.

Armchair Sportsman

'It's my cure for wash pan hands - in a couple of weeks the wife will never find me out here!'

'I loved the great outdoors too, however in 2006, I got hooked on tranquilizer darts and here I am!'

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

Lady feeding birds from her car.

"Frankly, I don't think I could hear the "Call of the Wild" over the wife's nagging and the kids' howls..."

"It's great to finally be away from the city!"

"We can't stay. Charles freaks out without some electronic device beeping or blinking at him."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"I'm working remote, what about you?"

"I'm tired of hacking websites. Let's climb a tree."

"I can't wait for our new vacation home to be finished so we can commune with nature on weekends."

Crowded Ice Fishing

And with this turn of events, Scooter and Huck began to consider other forms of recreation... softball, perhaps.

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

Lie down - have a rest.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

Mountain Climbers Society. 25,000 feet --- What have you been up to lately?

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Man fishing while aliens invade.