Forest Escapist Gifts

'No offense, but your design of our pop-up may have a few flaws.'

"I don't think there's enough vodka for another week in Canada."

'You're gonna build a 'man cave' over younder in the forest..? Is that what you're saying Mr Adams??'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

ET Mishap

Ice fisher.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Crowded Ice Fishing

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"I love this time of day."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"Where the wild things were."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Beaver tower

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

School trip little porters.

Skier and his dog.

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

Baby squirrel & Berries

When clowns are hunting.

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"