Tourist Wanderer Gifts

Educational Experience Ahead.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"Where the wild things were."

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

Hither and Yon sign

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Feeling for shells

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

Child with doll in the sea

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"Just when I’ve reconciled the fact that I’m in my 40s, my 50th birthday shows up."

Fork in the trail.

A Day in the Life of Squirrels