Tourist Wanderer Gifts

Educational Experience Ahead.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Hither and Yon sign

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"Where the wild things were."

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Feeling for shells

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"Just when I’ve reconciled the fact that I’m in my 40s, my 50th birthday shows up."

Child with doll in the sea

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

Fork in the trail.

A Day in the Life of Squirrels

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"