Outdoor Wanderer Gifts

YEP, YOU'RE LOST,

A Day in the Life of Squirrels

"It's so nice to be stressed about work outside for a change."

How to deal with weeds

Two Bedouin on camels watch their friend struggle to control his stampeding camel.

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

I'm going to tell you what I tell all my patients: Take more walks, get more sleep, and it wouldn't hurt to yell at the mail courier once in a while.

A lady walking her dog by a pond.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Nature girl.

'Oh, cool - a red squirrel, he thought. I can't believe that this will likely be the highlight of my day.'

I am NOT a serial killer...

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

Glastonbury. After.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

A Good Batch.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Wildlife

'Not that net!'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

You Are Here

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"Portrait of a Lady"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Gardener attacked by plants.