Outdoor Wanderer Gifts

YEP, YOU'RE LOST,

A Day in the Life of Squirrels

"It's so nice to be stressed about work outside for a change."

How to deal with weeds

Two Bedouin on camels watch their friend struggle to control his stampeding camel.

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

A lady walking her dog by a pond.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Nature girl.

'Oh, cool - a red squirrel, he thought. I can't believe that this will likely be the highlight of my day.'

I am NOT a serial killer...

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

Glastonbury. After.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

A Good Batch.

Wildlife

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'Not that net!'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

You Are Here

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"Portrait of a Lady"

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Gardener attacked by plants.

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"