Outdoor Walker Gifts

"Crazy drivers. That guy nearly hit us"

Sign on sidewalk: 'Please direct your feet to the sunny side of the street...'

Since I started walking my postal route I've lost weight and gotten back into shape! Return to slender!

Walking in the Park

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Dog Walking Services

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Quick, start the car!"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'Bert's dog training.'

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

A large leaf falling on a dog

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Dog Park

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

Tourists and their Pets.

Dog lover

'Oh, crap.'

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"It seemed like miles to me!"