Outdoor Walking Gifts

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

"Relax, it's ice."

"If you two lovebirds could wrap it up I'd like to pee there please and thank you."

Miss Haredale on the bridge

"Didn't we have a dog with us when we left the house?"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Playing Fetch.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Carefree luggage.

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

Snow flake

Twenty-first century baby walker

"He's no hat and all corgis."

He won't sit, but he heels well.

Dog walking Human.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Country Bumpkin.

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

'Oh, crap.'

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."