Outdoor Walking Gifts

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

"Relax, it's ice."

"If you two lovebirds could wrap it up I'd like to pee there please and thank you."

Miss Haredale on the bridge

"Didn't we have a dog with us when we left the house?"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Playing Fetch.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Carefree luggage.

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

Snow flake

Dog walking Human.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Twenty-first century baby walker

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Country Bumpkin.

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Sport Utility Boot.

'How very Cumbria.'

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

Dog Crossing