Outdoor Strolls Gifts

Baby Mums.

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Danger Falling Leaves

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

People of the Fall

'I think we're lost, next time I'm leading.'

Collective unconscious.

"The fragrance of the pines alloys so wonderfully with that dead carcass I'm about to roll in."

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."