Outdoor Walks Gifts

'Man pushing pram with baby.'

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"You don't have to do the mic drop move every time you chase a squirrel up a tree."

Sparky goes outside to do his business.

Zebra crossing with dog.

'It's the thirteenth lamppost today...he's a golden reliever.'

Wildlife

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Bear Hugging Season Open

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

Danger Falling Leaves

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"