Country Walks Gifts

Orienteering

Country Air.

I think we over estimated the dogs level of fitness...

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Bear Hugging Season Open

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

Walkers

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

Danger Falling Leaves

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"