Country Walk Admirer Gifts

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Please Drove Carefully.

French wine

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Conservation Area

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

Rating the Sunset

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"

'...and then I married the handsome farmer and the two hundred head of dairy cattle.'

Mummy?!

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

Dear Farmer Brown - we really don't like you. The Animals.

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

"I like friut flies!"

'I'm not feeling well. I think I've got human flu.'