Country Walk Admirer Gifts

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Please Drove Carefully.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

French wine

Conservation Area

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Playing pig

'Leadership training.'

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"

'...and then I married the handsome farmer and the two hundred head of dairy cattle.'

Mummy?!

Rating the Sunset

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

Dear Farmer Brown - we really don't like you. The Animals.

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

"I like friut flies!"