Country Walker Gifts

Man pushing his donkey along the road

(Early Signs of Spring #2) A stroll in the country

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Where the wild things were."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Hither and Yon sign

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

The High Line at Giza

Walkers

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Don't even think about it."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

"We should get out to the country more often."

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

Mother nature takes her course.

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

Dogs and Chickens

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

"Just when I’ve reconciled the fact that I’m in my 40s, my 50th birthday shows up."

Fork in the trail.

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

Welcome to Scotland...

'We want to go where the Geraea canescens grow wild and we can tiptoe through the phacelia crenulata!'

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'