Country Admirer Gifts

"So what's it like living out in the sticks"

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Please Drove Carefully.

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

"He's his own worst enemy."

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

French wine

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Farmer and FIsherman

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Playing pig

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

'Leadership training.'

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

"Relax. They're just crows."

About time!

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"That was definitely mine."

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

An English Gold Field

Mummy?!

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

'...and then I married the handsome farmer and the two hundred head of dairy cattle.'

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"