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'Man pushing pram with baby.'

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"You don't have to do the mic drop move every time you chase a squirrel up a tree."

Sparky goes outside to do his business.

Zebra crossing with dog.

'It's the thirteenth lamppost today...he's a golden reliever.'

Wildlife

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Bear Hugging Season Open

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

Danger Falling Leaves

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."