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"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

Danger Falling Leaves

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."