Daily Walks T-Shirts

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Danger Falling Leaves

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

Take a hike.

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."