Morning Walks T-Shirts

The Same Old Era.

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'That was fun!'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Back to work...

Future garbage truck driver.

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Fear of news.

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

Tired Barbie

French Early Bird

"Great coffee, Carole."

Alarmistclock

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Have you got your make up on yet?

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."