Morning Walks T-Shirts

The Same Old Era.

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

'That was fun!'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Back to work...

Future garbage truck driver.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Bird Tweet.

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

Fear of news.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

Tired Barbie

French Early Bird

Have you got your make up on yet?

Alarmistclock

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"Great coffee, Carole."

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."