Morning Activities T-Shirts

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

'That was fun!'

Back to work...

Future garbage truck driver.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Fear of news.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Tired Barbie

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

"Great coffee, Carole."

Alarmistclock

Have you got your make up on yet?

French Early Bird

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

Business man sees himself as a shark

So Far So Good

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

1,572 Performances.

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

Waking Up With Rooster.

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

"It's time to wake up!"

'Household water use'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

Sleepwalking to work.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'