Morning Walkers T-Shirts

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'Oh, crap.'

Dog Park / Cat Park

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Blind man walking a tortoise.

"Don't even think about it."

The High Line at Giza

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

'Yeah, the carrot helps, but coffee is what gets me going in the morning...'

We need a longer selfie stick.

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

The 6 A.M. News Team

"Sitting here with you is so perfect … which reminds me: You can never die."

'Damn early birds.'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, Greg, where do you think you're going?!"

"Oh, honey, look! A moose!"

Park statues horse and rider.

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

"I never have a good excuse to be late: The teacher knows my dad wakes me up at dawn..."

' 'cock-a-doodle-doo' out of whack!'

Walk and take Vitamin C Every Day

"It's Friday and the boss put 3 sugars in his coffee! It's going to be a good day."

"It's a working lunch."

I hate it when those big rigs zoom past you like they own the road!

Off to work.

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

' I've got a feeling I'm going to get a bite.'

'Let's go some place where we can walk.'

Warning! Croc Infested Waters!

"He's like a Bill Gates without a Microsoft."