Nature Walkers T-Shirts

Park statues horse and rider.

'Oh, crap.'

"Oh, honey, look! A moose!"

They could just sit on the picnic blanket, but nooo, they have to have the folding thrones. E-Z Throne.

'All I can smell is myself.'

"My mistake Guvnor - I thought you said CRAP circles!"

'... And with it's multi-programme recording timer, you can walk in the woods all you like without missing any of your favorite T.V. shows.'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Dog Park / Cat Park

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

Hither and Yon sign

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Where the wild things were."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

The High Line at Giza

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"Don't even think about it."

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."